Into the Unknown: Does Inola Pass the Vibe Check?

Here’s a candid (and slightly terrifying) glimpse at what she’s bringing to the party.

What Inola is Bringing to the Function

The Vibe: Inola doesn’t arrive—she descends. You’ll hear her before you see her, probably correcting someone’s faulty logic or making a pointed remark that silences the entire room. She doesn’t waste time with small talk unless it’s to remind you she’s smarter than you.

Strengths: Sharp mind, sharper tongue. Knows exactly where to strike—whether with words or something a little more persuasive. Unshakable confidence, near-impenetrable composure. Always has an exit strategy (and if you’re lucky, she might include you in it).

Weaknesses: No patience for stupidity, incompetence, or indecision. If she asks, “Are you serious?” you should probably reconsider your life choices. Intimidates people on purpose—but let’s be honest, she enjoys it.

Signature Move: A slow, knowing smile that means run. Can win an argument, a battle, and possibly a war before her tea goes cold.

Unsolicited Fun Fact: Once reduced a seasoned general to stammering with a single raised eyebrow. Also, she definitely has better things to do—but somehow, she’s here.

So, what vibe do you bring to function?